Oh Say Can You See

I picked up my new glasses today. Glasses suck! They give me all kinds of odd transformation around the edges and totally limit my peripheral vision. I would get the laser surgery, but the only other surgery I had was a wisdom tooth removal and that was horrid. Didn't stop bleeding for days. I looked like a chipmunk for a week. Besides, the eye surgery prevents you from getting in the ocean and I can't have that.