Pillow Talk

I found this video tape under the pillow in Dude's dog house. It was addressed to a dating service and was accompanied by a profile form:

Name: The Dude
Sex: Male (neutered)
Hometown: Boston
Seeking: A hot bitch for long walks and excessive humping. Number one quality, a good sense of smell.

The things that dog gets up to while I'm at work. Shesh.

Tagged: boston terrier, video, joke