An odd thing just happened to my friend and co-worker Max. During the night a sewer pipe cracked right next to his parked car. It started spewing out a stream of slimy, odorous waste. It sprayed directly at his car, hitting with such impact that it forced its way through the air condition intake. A infectious concoction of piss, shit, and toilet paper leaked into his car from the air vents.
The city told him they would pay for a car wash. And then the worst part, he drove it here to work this morning. As he arrived foul smoke was steaming from the engine as the nasty crap evaporated and burned. I don't understand how he could have stomached the smell and the sloshing.
Seriously. He just finished hosing the thing down. I hope he doesn't get ill.
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