Trash

Surfing today was fun, but I ran into more trash than ever before.  More trash touched me today than if I was standing in Alabama trailer park during a twister.  Usually, when surfing, a lot of stuff touches me. Mostly it's kelp or seaweed. Today I came in contact with all kinds of nasty stuff a Dorritos bag stuck to my arm, a rubber glove floated by,  a piece of paper wadded up on my board, and a pelican feather glued itself to my forehead. Yack.